Pun-t

This blog totally forgot it was a post night. Hopefully there's rectification tomorrow. For now, some puns to hold you over:

The man giving colored wax to radio stations so they would play his song was indicted today on charges of Crayola.

In college basketball news, it was just announced that Wisconsin will be Duking it out next year.

This blog's friend got into a fajita'd discussion with the fiery waiter at Chili's.

People are getting tired of Shelling out this much for gas.

Disney introduced a new all-sports channel specifically aimed at the illegal immigrant market. It will be known as ESPN Deporteds.