Go Postal On Them

This blog's working on a hyperlink translation of Stairway To Heaven, because no one knows what that song's about. Should be a tremendous challenge. For now, here's a pun for you:

The understaffed Post Office couldn't handle the stampede.

Enjoy that one. You'd be the first.

And some friendly advice for everyone: If you are going to testify before Congress, do not wag your finger at the Congressmen. That is not going to go a long way for your credibility.