Caught In A Pun-Down

Alright, this website's remaining reader is going to have to wait on the hyperlink translation another day. Here's a pun and something else for your amusement:

When the singer of "My Happy Ending" got Punk'd, it was Avril Fool's Day.

Some late-breaking news this site has learned: X-Games athlete Carey Hart is set to wed recording artist Pink next year. Undoubtedly this will result in some very cool motocross-promotion.