Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Pun City Gets China Syndrome

Alright, once again the time has come for this blog to live up to its name. Last week this blog recently became aware of the fact that China's President is Hu Jintao. Because the Chinese are either out of touch, or just morons, their first names are treated like American last names. This means publications will often publish headlines like "Hu Visits United States." (Lots of people). Anyway, this blog figured it could just riff some puns off on the head Chinaman, with all the grace of a bull in a China shop. Ridiculous "Hu Let The Dogs Out," and "Who's Hu?" puns need not apply. So here go some seriously bad potential headlines:

Hu Tang Clan: Chinese President Sponsors Higher Beverage Allotment For Astronauts

Hu Done It? Chinese Probe President's Involvement In Recent Caper

Hu's Son: "We have a problem."

Hu-ville: Chinese President Visits Today

Hu'da Thunk? Jintao Scores Improbable Political Upset

Finally, what this blog thinks is it's best work on the subject:

Hu Sure, Daddy. One-Child Policy to Remain Intact

Based on the mild response to the trip diary, this blog has postponed those indefinitely. Leave a comment if you want those back. There's still 7 days left that PunCity could post on, including some stories of flying ice cream.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the trip diaries. Post more than once a week, since college basketball and fantasy football are both in off-season, you should have plenty of time.


8:13 AM  
Anonymous Wells said...

I agree with what Dan said. I like the diaries and would also like a few bonus posts during the week. Oh, and less puns.

9:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, a**hole. Post some more, why doncha?

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blog should post less about puns, fast food, college basketball, and hats.

Other than that, it's fine.

- Mookie

6:49 AM  

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