Pun City Gets China Syndrome
Alright, once again the time has come for this blog to live up to its name. Last week this blog recently became aware of the fact that China's President is Hu Jintao. Because the Chinese are either out of touch, or just morons, their first names are treated like American last names. This means publications will often publish headlines like "Hu Visits United States." (Lots of people). Anyway, this blog figured it could just riff some puns off on the head Chinaman, with all the grace of a bull in a China shop. Ridiculous "Hu Let The Dogs Out," and "Who's Hu?" puns need not apply. So here go some seriously bad potential headlines:
Hu Tang Clan: Chinese President Sponsors Higher Beverage Allotment For Astronauts
Hu Done It? Chinese Probe President's Involvement In Recent Caper
Hu's Son: "We have a problem."
Hu-ville: Chinese President Visits Today
Hu'da Thunk? Jintao Scores Improbable Political Upset
Finally, what this blog thinks is it's best work on the subject:
Hu Sure, Daddy. One-Child Policy to Remain Intact
Based on the mild response to the trip diary, this blog has postponed those indefinitely. Leave a comment if you want those back. There's still 7 days left that PunCity could post on, including some stories of flying ice cream.
posted by Cooler Brian @ 9:16 PM
4 Comments:
I like the trip diaries. Post more than once a week, since college basketball and fantasy football are both in off-season, you should have plenty of time.
Dank
I agree with what Dan said. I like the diaries and would also like a few bonus posts during the week. Oh, and less puns.
Yeah, a**hole. Post some more, why doncha?
This blog should post less about puns, fast food, college basketball, and hats.
Other than that, it's fine.
- Mookie
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