How To Eat Right
This blog often gets questions about its diet. It is a rather mysterious diet, so here's this blog's "food diary" from the last 6 days. Bear in mind that this blog doesn't eat breakfast. This site finds breakfast to be a waste of time. The key to acclimating one's self to a breakfast-free life is just getting through the first week. After you do that, you don't really miss breakfast anymore. Another key tenet of this blog's diet is this: if it tastes good, eat it. If not, don't. The following should offer a window into the best way to get the 4 basic food groups: soda, pizza, chips, and dessert. It will probably also drive some folks up the wall.
2/7: Lunch - Rocky Rococo's Sausage & Pepperoni Super Slice, Cherry Pepsi & 2 refills from Arby's.
Snack - 1 can of Vault soda and a caramel brownie
Dinner - Cheetos, milk & chocolate cookies.
2/6 - Dinner - Tostitos, milk
Snack(s) - 2 cans of Vault, 1 X-tremely hot bbq potato chip (mistake)
Lunch - Cheeseburger, Cherry Coke & 5 refills, french fries, pickle.
2/5 - Dinner - 2 ham sandwiches, potato chips, strawberry margarita, 24 oz. Cherry Pepsi.
Lunch - Dr. Pepper & Tostitos
2/4 - Lunch/Dinner - Whole sausage pizza, milk
2/3 - Snack - Movie popcorn & Sno Caps
Lunch - 2 slices of white bread, Doritos, Chips Ahoy, 1 can of Vault Cola, 1 can of Pibb Xtra cola.
2/2 - Dinner - Whole pepperoni pizza, Chips Ahoy, milk
So there you have it, now you can try this at home, you can be just like Pun City.
posted by Cooler Brian @ 11:13 PM
3 Comments:
Where did you get the 5 refills from on 2/6? I'm sure the obliging employees were thrilled with you. "Another one???"
Just like Mr. Simsic said, the body should be a temple, your's is a dumpster.
Dank
The 5 refills were courtesy of Howard's in Brown Deer, WI. The waitress didn't seem to mind, there was a guy at another table that had 4 refills, plus we were pretty close to the bar. (I also didn't mind asking for that many, since I'd had poor service from her previously). And yes, being a dumpster is awesome.
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous.
"How was breakfast?"
"Unbelievable."
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