Tuesday, February 07, 2006

How To Eat Right

This blog often gets questions about its diet. It is a rather mysterious diet, so here's this blog's "food diary" from the last 6 days. Bear in mind that this blog doesn't eat breakfast. This site finds breakfast to be a waste of time. The key to acclimating one's self to a breakfast-free life is just getting through the first week. After you do that, you don't really miss breakfast anymore. Another key tenet of this blog's diet is this: if it tastes good, eat it. If not, don't. The following should offer a window into the best way to get the 4 basic food groups: soda, pizza, chips, and dessert. It will probably also drive some folks up the wall.

2/7: Lunch - Rocky Rococo's Sausage & Pepperoni Super Slice, Cherry Pepsi & 2 refills from Arby's.

Snack - 1 can of Vault soda and a caramel brownie

Dinner - Cheetos, milk & chocolate cookies.

2/6 - Dinner - Tostitos, milk

Snack(s) - 2 cans of Vault, 1 X-tremely hot bbq potato chip (mistake)

Lunch - Cheeseburger, Cherry Coke & 5 refills, french fries, pickle.

2/5 - Dinner - 2 ham sandwiches, potato chips, strawberry margarita, 24 oz. Cherry Pepsi.

Lunch - Dr. Pepper & Tostitos

2/4 - Lunch/Dinner - Whole sausage pizza, milk

2/3 - Snack - Movie popcorn & Sno Caps

Lunch - 2 slices of white bread, Doritos, Chips Ahoy, 1 can of Vault Cola, 1 can of Pibb Xtra cola.

2/2 - Dinner - Whole pepperoni pizza, Chips Ahoy, milk

So there you have it, now you can try this at home, you can be just like Pun City.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where did you get the 5 refills from on 2/6? I'm sure the obliging employees were thrilled with you. "Another one???"

Just like Mr. Simsic said, the body should be a temple, your's is a dumpster.


7:40 AM  
Blogger Cooler Brian said...

The 5 refills were courtesy of Howard's in Brown Deer, WI. The waitress didn't seem to mind, there was a guy at another table that had 4 refills, plus we were pretty close to the bar. (I also didn't mind asking for that many, since I'd had poor service from her previously). And yes, being a dumpster is awesome.

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous.

"How was breakfast?"


9:05 AM  

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