Saturday, June 18, 2005

Soldiering On

This website apologizes for the amount of buildup this post had, but it figured this woulnd't take as long. Turns out, it takes a while. Just try and go to all the links to get an idea. Here goes:

Have you ever wondered what those crazy popular songs actually mean? This website has, that's for sure. So this website went out and researched Destiny's Child's "Soldier" in order to decipher the meaning behind this phenomonal piece of art. This is a public service brought to you by Pun City.

(I want a soldier)
They way you got it I'm the hottest around
They'll know it when they see you rollin' them Impalas around it
(I got a soldier)
With the top down feelin the sounds
Quakin' and vibratin' your thighs
ridin' hard than guys
With the chrome wheels at the bottom
white leather inside
With them flames spittin' at you tell them don't even try it
Shoot it 'Chelle and kick it with Kelly or holla a B
You got to be G's you way out of your league

We like them boys that be in them 'lacs leanin' (leanin')
Open they mouth they grill gleamin' (gleamin')
Candy paint keep that whip clean and (clean and)
They always be talkin' that country slang we like
They keep that beat that be in the back beatin' (beatin')
Eyes be so low from the chiefin' (chiefin')
I love how he keep my body screamin' (screamin')
A rude boy thats good to me with street credibility

If yah status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for them
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier
That ain't scared to stand up for me
Known to carry big things if yah know what I mean
If yah status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for them
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier
That ain't scared to stand up for me
Got to know to get dough and he betta be street

We like them boys up top from the BK (BK)
Know how to split the money three ways (three ways)
Always ridin' big on the freeway (freeway)
With that East Coast slang that us country girls, we like
Low cut Caesar's with the deep wave (deep waves)
So quick to snatch up yo Beyonce (yo Beyonce)
Always comin' down boppin' our way (our way)
Tellin' us that country girls the kind of girls they like

If yah status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for them
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier
That ain't scared to stand up for me
Known to carry big things if yah know what I mean
If yah status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for them
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier That ain't scared to stand up for me
Got to know to get dough and he betta be street

I know some soldiers in here (Where they at, where they at)
They want to take care of me (Where they at)
I know some soldiers in here (Where they at, where they at)
Wouldn't mind takin' one for me (Where they at)
I know some soldiers in here (Where they at, where they at)
That want to spend that one me (Where they at)
I know some soldiers in here (Where they at, where they at)
Wouldn't mind puttin' that one me (Where they at)

See cash money is a army
I'm walkin' with purple hearts on me
You talkin' to the sergeant
Body marked up like they subway in Harlem, call them
Wizzy F baby, please save the baby
If you don't see me on the block
I ain't tryna hide
I blend in with the hood, I'm camouflage
Bandana tied so mommy join my troop
Now every time she hear my name she salute
I like them boys ova there they lookin' strong tonight (strong tonight)
Just might give one the phone tonight (phone tonight)
Honie in the dickies in my zone tonight (zone tonight)
He don't know it might be on tonight
Ooh he lookin' good and he talkin' right (talkin' right)
He the type that might change my life (change my life)
Everytime he look at me my girls be like (girls be like)
That one might be the one tonight

If yah status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for them
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier
That ain't scared to stand up for me
Known to carry big things if yah know what I mean
If yah status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for them
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier
That ain't scared to stand up for me
Got to know to get dough and he betta be street

I know some soldiers in here (Where they at, where they at)
They want to take care of me (Where they at)
I know some soldiers in here (Where they at, where they at)
Wouldn't mind puttin' that one me (Where they at)

1 Comments:

Anonymous Allen's Dad said...

Man, if you're gonna go through all that trouble to explain a song, at least pick one that needs explaining. I suggest something by PureOxygen. That would be very educational. Especially when you try to create links to the many made-up words that find their way into the songs. I liked the idea of the post though. I did not go to any links yet though, so they might totally ruin it.

4:18 PM  

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